taco-bell-rey:

Reading a long ass post and finding out its not funny at the end

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At least fucking tell me that you’re canceling our plans instead of ignoring me after I’ve waited for you to text me back all damn day.

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

geoffing:

You can tell a lot about a person by who who their favourite achievement hunter is